高一年級英語科寒假作業(yè)
來源：網(wǎng)絡(luò)資源 2009-08-17 15:42:21
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Humor
1．Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
我的同事有好幾小時不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老板悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個紙條。"睡覺時"，條上寫著，"你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。"
2. Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
最好的獎賞
一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。
"最好的辦法，長官，"這名水手說，"是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。"
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