學(xué)習(xí)英語幽默句子,掌握高中英語語法(2)
2011-08-30 14:19:45中國英語網(wǎng)
3.As引導(dǎo)一個持續(xù)動作,多用于主句和從句的動作同時發(fā)生。如:
A man ate each night in the same restaurant and at the same table. One night, as he was leaving, he walked up a wall, across the ceiling, down another wall, and out the door.
“That’s odd,” his waiter said. “Usually he says good night.”
一個人每天都在同一家飯館同一張桌子上吃飯,一天晚上,當(dāng)他離開時,他走上墻,穿過天花板,從另一面墻走下來,從門出去。
服務(wù)員說“真奇怪,他通常說晚安”。
注:服務(wù)員對那個男人的天馬行空習(xí)以為常,但對于他不打招呼就走感覺奇怪。
As I look back, there is only one thing I wish I could have saved for my old age --- the years between twenty and thirty.
我回頭看看只有一件東西是我希望為自己的老年保存起來的——20歲到30歲的歲月。
4.When還可以用作并列連詞,其意義為“在那時,在這時”,相當(dāng)于and at this/that time。
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he\'s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
HEISENBERG駕車外出被交警攔住。警察問,“你知道你開得多快嗎”?
HEISENBURG說,“不知道,但我知道我在哪兒”。
Frannie was kneeling down saying his prayers when her four-year-old brother sneaked(鬼鬼祟祟做事) up behind her and pulled her hair.
“Pardon me, God,” said Frannie, “I’ll be right back after I kick Herbie.”
Frannie正跪著祈禱,她四歲的弟弟從后面偷偷摸摸靠近她,揪他的頭發(fā)。她說,“原諒我,我踢了Herbie后馬上回來”。
5.While作為并列連詞,意為“而,卻”,表示對比。如:
While the chef’s dishes tonight are rather bland(乏味的), his ideas are fresh and
appealing.
今晚廚師的菜相當(dāng)寡味,但他的思想?yún)s清新誘人。
注:我們?nèi)コ燥�,誰會關(guān)心廚師的思想呢?
Sir, I dont know how to tell this, but your imagination has just taken flight ____ while your facts are still on standby.(備用)
先生,我不知道怎樣告訴這點,但你的想象力已經(jīng)逃跑,你的事實還在袖手旁觀。
注:諷刺某人胡編亂造,說話沒有根據(jù)。
A lie is half way around the world while the truth is just putting his boots on.
真理剛穿上靴子,謊言已經(jīng)在半路了。
注:人們更愛傳播八卦新聞。